Man: Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.
Therapist: What's the problem?
Man: Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.
Therapist: My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you.
Therapist: Did my advice not work?
Man: It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.
Therapist: So, what's your problem?
Man: I don't have a problem. My wife does.