coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

chrssy:

riding your man like

stephini:

stephini:

what do you call tom hanks when he takes a boat ride

tom cruise

ashketchurn:

I’m pretty sure most of you only follow me because I locked you in with a mutual follow.

norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

(Source: seawhim)

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport